|One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.|
"Tie me up", she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went and had a game of bowls.
SHOWS YOUR AGE
|Two old bowlers were having a drink and a chat at the bar after their game.|
"You certainly played well today. How does it really feel to be 84 years old?"
"Just like a newborn baby. No hair, no teeth, and I've just wet myself".
KITTY AND JACK
|My husband took up bowling|
and he bragged upon the phone
about some dame called Kitty
whom he couldn't leave alone
He played with Kitty
He stayed with KItty
He picked her up without a hitch
He missed Kitty
He kissed Kitty
He even lay beside her in the ditch
So I took up bowling
To win my hubby back
And found that what he could do with Kitty
I could do with Jack
A NOTICE OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP
|"We buy, sell and exchange all bowling equipment and accessories ....|
Why not bring along your wife or husband and get a wonderful bargain!"
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