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Valverde
Lawn Bowls Club
Almancil, Algarve


 
 
   

DO WHATEVER

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up", she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went and had a game of bowls.
 
 

SHOWS YOUR AGE

Two old bowlers were having a drink and a chat at the bar after their game.
"You certainly played well today. How does it really feel to be 84 years old?"
"Just like a newborn baby. No hair, no teeth, and I've just wet myself".
 
 

KITTY AND JACK

My husband took up bowling
and he bragged upon the phone
about some dame called Kitty
whom he couldn't leave alone
 
He played with Kitty
He stayed with KItty
He picked her up without a hitch
 
He missed Kitty
He kissed Kitty
He even lay beside her in the ditch
 
So I took up bowling
To win my hubby back
And found that what he could do with Kitty
I could do with Jack
 
 

A NOTICE OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP

"We buy, sell and exchange all bowling equipment and accessories ....
Why not bring along your wife or husband and get a wonderful bargain!"

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