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Lawn Bowls Club
Almancil, Algarve

Please tell me this won't happen to me!

(or perhaps it already has!)


Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.
Over the years they had shared all kinds of adventures and activities, including Golf, Lawn Bowls and Bridge, but recently their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cardswhen one looked at the other and said "Now, don't get mad at me ... I know we have been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I have racked my brains, but it just won't come. Please tell me what your name is!"
Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes. Finally, she said "How soon do you need to know?"


Three retirees, each with some hearing loss, were playing lawn bowls one fine March day in the Algarve.
One remarked to the other: "Windy, isn't it?"
The second replied: "No, it's Thursday."
And the third chimed in with: "So am I ... let's gave a beer!"

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